I’ll change it to Consensus-approved hip-art-student, middlebrow artspeak:

The artist’s work, like, interrogates the fluid communicational post-neo-conceptual structures and systems of a larger, indexed context through not being at all retarded, man, and trangressively references the problematized situation of the, like, totally elitist ability-hang-up, dude, by inverting the situationism of its presentation with kitsch citational applications, I mean, like, Derrida, Lacan, right, and painting is dead, like.

You AND Mike can go puck yourselves.