Tired of being “Bad at Sports”?

January 26, 2008 · Print This Article

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Powerthirst will keep you from being Bad at Sports
Tired of being “Bad at Sports”?

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Just listen to this commercial (written by comedian Mark Little) and see what Powerthirstâ„¢ can do for you. With thousands of satisfied customers and Richard Holland with son Max as spokesmen you shouldn’t wait to get some.

If the local Mart is closed just bust a window, they understand cause it is Powerthirstâ„¢.

Hell you would be the third person this week alone.

3 Responses to “Tired of being “Bad at Sports”?”

  1. Holy shit that picture is even more upsetting than Scott’s.

  2. I’m scared.

  3. I was wondering if you could e-mail me that sound clip alone, and not with the rest of the podcast? Because I’ve been looking for the sound, and I can’t find it.

    That’d be great, thanks!

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