Powerthirst will keep you from being Bad at Sports
Tired of being “Bad at Sports”?

Well if so, thanks to the power of sciences and the interweb you now can consume Powerthirst™.

With this beverage you can topple tall things that were previously….. unstoppable, and have many male babies. Untoppable male babies with guns for arms.

Just listen to this commercial (written by comedian Mark Little) and see what Powerthirst™ can do for you. With thousands of satisfied customers and Richard Holland with son Max as spokesmen you shouldn’t wait to get some.

If the local Mart is closed just bust a window, they understand cause it is Powerthirst™.

Hell you would be the third person this week alone.


Operations Manager at Bad at Sports
Christopher Hudgens is the Operations Manager for BaS and works in various other capacities for other organizations in the Chicago Art & Culture scene. Most recently as Business Operations Manager for the Bridge Art Fair and currently an advocate for all things art & technology.

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