Tired of being “Bad at Sports”?
Well if so, thanks to the power of sciences and the interweb you now can consume Powerthirst™.
With this beverage you can topple tall things that were previously….. unstoppable, and have many male babies. Untoppable male babies with guns for arms.
Just listen to this commercial (written by comedian Mark Little) and see what Powerthirst™ can do for you. With thousands of satisfied customers and Richard Holland with son Max as spokesmen you shouldn’t wait to get some.
If the local Mart is closed just bust a window, they understand cause it is Powerthirst™.
Hell you would be the third person this week alone.
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