Comments on: Episode 59: Lisa Boyle & Reviews

By: Bird Horse Bird

Bird Horse Bird — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 17:54:15 +0000

Here in Miami Madness, and after talking with Richard, I have come to some very important realizations. Ones that will have a fundamental effect on my world view and have the power to transform even the most deeply held beliefs.

They include but are not limited to:

Item 1: There are no Muffin Bird Birds. A wrench has been thrown and has had hit me squarely in the forehead. I don’t know if I can go on.

Item 2: It doesn’t pay to be nice.

Item 3: “Essence of Pear” should not be used to concoct alcoholic beverages, and if that by chance you have superimposed a rebellious attitude in this regard, they should be ingested gingerly and with a fully honest knowledge of what the results could be.

Item 4: Parties with a line at the door can be accessed without a VIP pass by simply asking to use the bathroom at the desk of the hotel lobby.

Item 5: And finally , don’t be fooled, the Art Week blitz in Miami is not made up of the “best” things going on right now, but merely a lot of things going on at once. We have reached full
saturation.

By: Mark Staff Brandl

Mark Staff Brandl — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:30:56 +0000

I love the fact that Lisa embraced the possibility of “growing” or changing her interests, while trying to stay true to them. How many of us art-worldies whether curators, gallerist, critics or artists will even discuss such a thing. We all tend to try and sound so stable and pre-determined and so on.

But she has laid a new bad habit on me — I can’t stop the BIRD HORSE MUFFIN thing!

By the way, Duncan, I love the “shitty drawing” term. In central Europe, our shitty drawing is shitty gesture-installations. Shitty Neo-Con — like a junk filled room, a huge pile of potatoes in a room, shitty videos of surfers in a pile of shitty junk in a room, etc. So things could be worse, but keep up the criticism!

I guess you could widen the reference pile in her game. Then I am Cat Horse Muffin and Kimler is Shark Horse Horse.

By: brad "I Eat Muffins for Breakfast" farwell

brad "I Eat Muffins for Breakfast" farwell — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:44:21 +0000

I’d like to take a too-late moment to object to “bird horse muffin”- I just don’t get the muffin thing, and I have no desire to be categorized as either a bird (flighty, pointy, distracted) or a horse (plodding, aloof, strong). I’m much more familiar with “bird horse dog” which I think gives a more interesting and all-animal rating system.

(dog: easygoing excited occasional doofus)

dog horse dog,

brad

By: katiesehr

katiesehr — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:11:26 +0000

and yet “the little plastic castle is surprise everytime!”

By: Richard

Richard — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:50:44 +0000

Baldwin,

Podcasting is all about niche audiences; of course it is provincial as the day is long. What were you expecting? I completely encourage you to start your own show and show us how it is done right, seriously, that would be awesome.

Richard

Although I must admit his description is pretty accurate.

By: mark

mark — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:15:49 +0000

every time i do research and find the galleries that seem to handle work closest to mine, they NEVER accept submissions! Every time! Its crazy.

By: Baldwin

Baldwin — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:48:02 +0000

god who can sit through this boring self satisfying drivel… besides
the people in your very own fishbowl.

By: Richard

Richard — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 22:44:37 +0000

Scott Speh is all muffin!

By: Divad

Divad — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 13:05:44 +0000

Jeezus, two shows worth of Lane blowing ever-so-hard is more more more than enough.

That guy is a root cause of global warming with that much hot air.

By: David

David — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:15:08 +0000

More system, less art. Is there anything in there? Bring back Lane.